Saturday, June 20, 2009

Don’t throw it out!

For the past year, I have been trying to learn how to play guitar. Emphasis on TRYING. I haven’t gotten very far. My callouses have formed, gone away, and come back. I learned three chords, forgot them, and then learned them again (along with a few others). Most of the time my guitar collects dust that falls from my bulletin board, and that’s about it.

However, lately, I have resolved to try and play more, since I got a teach-yourself DVD three months ago. I’ve been stuck on lesson one ever since. I might as well admit it: I’m really that bad. THREE MONTHS! Okay, admittedly, I haven’t played an hour every day like I should have, but the fact that I’ve been stuck on the same lesson for a quarter of a year has me wondering if I should even be trying to learn this instrument.

Today, I got my confirmation that yes, I should be trying to learn.



See that sticker on the bottom there? It is an image of a trash can with an “X” over it. It means DO NOT THROW THIS GUITAR AWAY. No matter how bad you are, you CANNOT get rid of it. You are stuck now. You must play. You cannot give up.

So obviously, throwing my guitar out is not an option. I have no choice but to go forward and try to switch chords faster. I feel like weeping when I read ahead in the DVD’s companion book (maybe I shouldn’t be reading ahead), but since that sticker is on the back of my guitar, I know I can’t quit, and I might as well find out what I’m getting myself into.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Press play, hit stop

I’m supposed to be working, but…I found an Owl City music video and now I’m not getting anything done.



(check out the stop motion at 1:15)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Jasper


Jasper doing his thing
(white shirt, center)


My sister and I visited St. Louis last month, and during our short trip there we visited the Gateway Arch, an upside-down silver U that towers over six hundred feet into the air. We were kind of bummed that we didn’t get to take a ride to the top because all the tickets were sold out, but at the same time, after seeing how staggeringly high the thing was, we weren’t so sure we could stomach it.

After perusing the underground museum (full of strange animatronic people that winked), we went back outside, where we saw this guy performing at the south end of the Arch, surrounded by lots of people who were cheering him on. I couldn’t tell what he was doing. It looked almost like some kind of dance, only he remained in one place. He ended his show and then started to leave, but his exit route took him right past us. He zeroed in on me and stopped at the bench where Hannah and I sat to ask if we had seen him. I said yes, and asked what he had done.

He proceeded to sit down right next to me, introduce himself as Jasper, tell me there were seven billion people of all ethnicities on the planet (for a solid five minutes), and then launch into a beatboxing session. I wasn’t sure how his beatboxing and hand motions were supposed to be connected to unity and the earth. (But as Hannah said, “he was a really good beatboxer.”)

I sat there half-watching him and half-watching my pockets to make sure he didn’t take my wallet. I was pretty sure I smelled alcohol on his breath. His right eyebrow was shaved through a quarter of the way from the edge, and he had hazel eyes that shone against dark skin. But he didn’t try anything weird. After he finished, he just walked off. That was it. Over. Done. Hannah and I looked at each other in puzzlement and then turned to watch him disappear down the path into the sunset, “before the cops” stopped him (apparently he has a history with the police department there, but we didn’t see him get caught that day). We ultimately concluded that he was probably under the influence of something (or else just very…creative) and then made our way into a crowd where we felt somewhat safer.

In a way, it kind of reminds me of that story of the country mouse going to the city. I don’t know…maybe it’s common for random guys to approach people and beatbox for them in national parks? (and did I just refer to myself as a mouse? ugh.)

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Meh

It’s June…

I got that lame e-card from myself…

I’m going to go crawl into a hole and wait for inspiration to strike.