Need an answering machine?

My dad’s cat (appropriately named DC) is a hard worker, as you can tell from the photo below. This morning the Cster, as we like to call him, was on answering machine duty, but unfortunately he didn’t get any calls and started to feel lonely. He sent this plea to Dad in hopes of getting the phone to ring at least once. (The photo editing makes a messy dresser look even worse. Just try to ignore it.)